- me: manages to lose every single friendship and practically falls out of existence
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
excuse me I have a question.
I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE
today in class this christian girl was telling her life story, and she was like ‘who knows what fanfiction is’
and i just shouted out ME I DO
so she started saying ‘this stuff was basically written porn. i was addicted. and then jesus saved me, he saved me from this spiralling pit of despair’ and she just burst into tears
omg the entire class must think you’re some kind of porn addict now